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Every day on facebook, there's something on Sherlock. And by extension, something with Martin Freeman there. I used to laugh, because I thought he was really hilarious. Needless to say, I had lots of respect for the man. ...And then I found out he was a racist. Here are some examples: "'Multiculturalism hasn't and doesn't help, because rightly or wrongly it polarises people so much,'" "She's a dog, come on," (On Lucy Liu) Some people say that he is being tongue in cheek. "Tongue in cheek" MY ASS. And this is why, although I LOVE JOHN WATSON AND BILBO BAGGINS, I'm not too keen on Martin Freeman. So my best friend and I came up with some jo

This is what "The You're-Grown-Up-Sweetie Talk" sounds like to asexuals: "I know it may not make sense now, but someday, very soon, when you meet the right man, you will have a very strong desire to cuddle a large, hairy spider. No, don't give me that, you'll change your mind someday, everyone does. I know I did. It's normal. Anyway, since it's going to be so important to you, I want to tell you how to do it safely. Let me give you some little plastic covers for the fangs so that when the spider bites you, the skin won't break and you won't be poisoned and die a horrible death, since that can happen sometimes. Now, when you're cuddling thes

I've noticed that, although I get "You just haven't met the right man yet" quite often from well-meaning, yet slightly patronizing people, I've yet to hear "You just haven't met the right woman yet," or even the gender-neutral "You just haven't met the right person yet." It's always nice to be reminded of the fact that we live in a patriarchal, heteronormative society.